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BookReview: Imaginary Jesus by Matt Mikalatos

I thought I knew Jesus… Then I read Mikalatos’ book.

In one of the most imaginative works of Christian fiction that I’ve picked up in ten years, Matt Mikalatos brings his own search for the “real Jesus” to life… in a weird, out-of-body kind of way.

The story opens in a communist coffee house, somewhere in Portland… Matt narrates in first-person, occasionally speaking directly to the Imaginary Jesus that has joined him for latte and vegan chili. The tranquility is broken when a large, hairy brute (who later identifies himself as the Apostle Peter) enters the room and punches Imaginary Jesus in the face…

As Imaginary Jesus flees the confrontation and Mikalatos pursues him, we encounter an ex-prostitute, a talking donkey, an atheist Bible study group, George Barna (eating a vegan taco salad at the same communist cafe) and a host of other imaginary Jesuses…

The razor wit with which Mikalatos vivisects our tendency to create Jesus in our own image is both entertaining and poignant… Nobody’s Jesus is off-limits: Business-suit Jesus tells us that everyone creates a convenient version of Jesus to believe in, only to discard him when he becomes irrelevant. Men’s Retreat Jesus speaks in barely intelligible sentences, cries like an 8-year-old girl and is so easily manipulated that he follows the principal characters around for several chapters like a lost puppy. Social Justice Jesus has hands but no mouth… Legalist Jesus has a loud voice and no arms…

Wherever you land theologically, you’ll laugh at the Jesuses that you don’t like and fume when he slices to bits the Jesus that you do…

And when he finally encounters the real Jesus (ironically, hanging out in a prayer labyrinth) it will touch you to the core…

This book has been around a while and is actually being reissued under the title My Imaginary Jesus, which includes an interview with the author and a discussion guide…

Definitely worth a read.

You can purchase the Kindle edition here… or if you’re more old school, the paperback is here.

The Warrior… Part 10

Part 1 – Upon The Rock
Part 2 – In The Upper Room
Part 3 – The Lord of Hosts
Part 4 – The Uninvited Guest
Part 5 – The Gift
Part 6 – The Truth About Soldiers
Part 7 – The Loss
Part 8 – The Messenger Revealed
Part 9 – The Game of Eightball

Part 10 – Training Day

photo credit: Tim Jones (timmyjohn1 on Flickr)

photo credit: Tim Jones (timmyjohn1 on Flickr)

Caleb was a blur of movement.

As the weeks passed, Dillon noted that his trainer seemed to draw more and more from some source of unnatural strength and speed.  There were no longer any playful jibes.  Caleb was all business.

He would appear out of thin air in the most unexpected places: the gym, the park, the cube-shaped, carpet-covered box that Dillon used for an office… Apparently, no place was off-limits.  When Dillon complained about the increased frequency of their sparring matches, Caleb scolded him.

“Your enemy could be anywhere anytime.  Quit whining and fight.”

So, Dillon fought… anywhere, anytime… and Caleb seemed to move faster and faster.  Dillon had been scraped and impaled with the durog more times than he cared to count.  Each time, Caleb would soften after Dillon’s defeat and talk to him for a few moments about tactics, weapons and what he referred to as “the proper ways to arm oneself.”

Dillon was learning.

He had been working on a tactic that he thought might succeed in taking the durog out of play and allowing him an advantage in single-handed fencing.  Today is the day, he thought, keeping his eyes on Caleb as he ducked and dodged the attack and batted the durog away with his shield.

The motion of defense had become ingrained in his muscles.  He stopped needing to anticipate attacks as his reflexes grew quicker and his movement more nimble.  The right parry seemed to flow like the movement of a savage dancer to some unheard rhythm.

Caleb made a feint with his sword arm, but Dillon saw the durog swinging in from the periphery and dropped to one knee, allowing the weapon to pass over his head.  Caleb shifted his weight to the other foot and seamlessly reversed the direction of the swing.  Dillon stepped back to avoid the backhand.

Here it comes.

Caleb raised his sword arm and Dillon blocked the attack before it had any power behind it.

Caleb faltered slightly.

It was not the first time.  This was the only move that his mentor ever made that was predictable: His left hand dipped across his knees and then swung the durog toward Dillon’s left flank in a vicious, backhanded uppercut.  It was ungainly, but it normally had the benefit of throwing Dillon off balance enough to allow Caleb to regain his footing.

Not this time, Legatus.

Instead of dodging or back-stepping, Dillon brought his shield-arm down on the incoming durog with such ferocity that the spikes drove into the leather and wood like nails into a rotten plank.  The was a terrific crunch of wood and metal but Dillon continued the motion of the blunt block with his left hand, while bringing the sword in his right hand around in a slashing, forehand attack.

Caleb had to step back to parry or dodge the attack and Dillon took advantage of his momentum to rip the durog from Caleb’s hand.

Instead of the shock-and-awe expression that Dillon expected when he caught eye-contact with his opponent, Caleb was smirking.

Smirking?

The instant after he felt Caleb’s grip on the durog fail, Dillon released his grip on the shield and it sailed about 15 feet through the air before crashing to the ground.  He started a pivot, grasped the hilt of his sword with both hands and prepared to attack Caleb’s unarmed left flank as he came back around.

Caleb waited until Dillon was halfway through his pivot, with his back to his opponent, to reach out and grab Dillon’s hair with his free hand.

To Dillon, it felt like a desperate punch to the head until Caleb pulled him off his feet with a fierce yank.  His back slammed into Caleb, whose balance and footing made the impact feel like a brick wall.  Dillon tried to suck in a breath.

That was when he felt the cold steel of Caleb’s sword pressing against his neck.

“Don’t ever let go of your shield,” the angel said seriously.

Dillon dropped his sword with a bit too much force.  “Ok, you win,” he failed to keep the irritation out of his voice, “That didn’t work quite like I’d hoped.”

“No, I guessed not.”  Caleb sat on a nearby rock.  “It had the benefit of being creative, but the strategy simply will not work with a live opponent.”

Dillon shrugged away and turned his back on the Legatus.  He meandered through the scattered boulders to the spot where his shield and the durog had landed.  He tried unsuccessfully to push down his anger, but felt his irritation growing instead.  Whether it was the frustration of his continual loss against Caleb or just the smug satisfaction on his mentor’s face, Dillon was unsure, but with certainty he understood his desire to slam the angel’s head into one of the jagged rocks surrounding them.

He picked up his crushed shield and roughly pulled the durog from it.  Large splinters and chunks of wood popped out of place, leaving a gaping hole.

“I’ve never seen it damaged like this,” he shouted over his shoulder without looking back.

“No surprise. You sacrificed it with a stunning display of force.”

Dillon hesitated.  Did he hear sarcasm in Caleb’s voice?  He turned on his teacher with a fury.  “I can see why they’ve kept you away from training for millennia.  You suck at it!”

“Do I?” Caleb asked with only the slightest inclination of his head to acknowledge the attack.  “And you know so much about tactics and warfare that you’re ready to instruct me.  Do go on.”

The cool response made Dillon see red.  He began to rant as he walked toward Caleb.  “You never teach me anything until I’ve already made a mistake… and it usually involves me getting skewered on this.”  He shook the durog to illustrate and drew his own sword.

Caleb cocked his head and smiled.  “Thinking about showing me a taste of my own medicine, are you?”

“I think you’ve got it coming,” Dillon sneered, leading into an attack with his sword arm.

Caleb was on his feet, sword in hand, and easily deflected the blow.

“Show me how it’s done, Legatus.”  Dillon swung the durog at Caleb’s head.  “Show me how a real master handles this attack.”

Caleb ducked and laughed.  “I thought you had it all figured out, Dillon.  Show me what you’ve got.”  With that, he counter-attacked with such speed and agility that he threw Dillon off-balance.  Sitting roughly on a large stone, Dillon ducked under the next blow and used his lowered center of gravity as an advantage.  He pushed off the rock with his legs, wrapped his arms around Caleb’s waist and tackled his opponent.

Caleb twisted aside as they connected with the ground.  He narrowly missed landing on the durog that Dillon still held firmly, but succeeded in pinning Dillon’s sword arm against the ground.

Caleb punched Dillon in the mouth with his free hand.

Dillon struggled, enraged, but could not get enough traction to pull away from Caleb’s weight on his arm.

Caleb punched him again.

The pain and humiliation of being held hostage only made Dillon’s anger more intense.  Nearly blind with this rage, he squirmed until he saw the only advantage he had left and savagely slammed his forehead into his opponent’s nose.

He heard a wet crack, but before he could take any satisfaction in it, Caleb spoke.  “The only way to break out of this impasse is to let go of the durog.”

“NO!” Dillon heard himself shouting right in his mentor’s face, “Not until it’s sticking out of your chest!  You deserve this!  You’re a failure!  You can’t teach me anything!  You just beat me up every chance you get.”  He drew on the last bit of adrenaline to wriggle free of Caleb’s grasp without success and then went limp.

Caleb pulled Dillon against his chest in a strong hug and whispered, “Think about this and you’ll have your answer.”

Then he vanished, leaving Dillon lying on the rocky hillside in his hiking shorts, exhausted, broken and thinking.

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Reboot For Inactive Artists…

Untitled by Moyra Blayney

Untitled by Moyra Blayney

I’ve been chatting with Moyra Blayney, our Featured Artist, about her work and her recent reboot.  She had been inactive with her art for 15 years before opening a small show earlier this year at a coffeehouse in Belfast. Since I have also had a reboot in my writing and theatre in the last year, I thought that it might be encouraging to share a few thoughts…

It’s easy to get stuck in the routine of your “real life” but I think that artists (and this is probably especially true of Christian artists) abandon real living when they trade a day job for their artistic passion. For me, it was selling sprockets (not joking) that totally consumed my productive hours and kept me wishing I could do something artistic rather than doing it.

Dreaming takes a lot less effort than actually putting paint on a canvas or words on a page. Guitar Hero is easier to master than guitar. Watching TV is easier than appearing in a play… you get the idea.

I hadn’t given a lot of thought to my own reboot until I started talking to Moyra… but her story and mine share some of the same elements… Elements that might actually form some foundational principles for rebooting… I wanted to share them.

1. FEED YOUR INNER-ARTIST… It struck me that Moyra stayed interested in reading about art and art technique even when she was inactive. For me, attending plays and reading classic literature kept my imagination active even when I was too busy to write.

Passion is something that needs fuel. This is true in art, in relationships, in faith. If you’ve stopped fueling your imagination, pick up a book…

2. FIND A MUSE… For Moyra, it’s the Irish countryside… For me, it’s the Colorado foothills… But everyone has a place, an activity or a person who ignites our imagination…

For the Christian artist, there is a wealth of inspiration to be had in our relationship with God. I’ve found that the more I seek Him, the more inspired my writing becomes. Every good gift comes from God, after all, and our artistic talents are no exception… Ask Him to bring inspiration and He will.

3. TALK ABOUT YOUR DESIRE… Nothing fuels desire like speaking it out loud… And I can’t think of many things that are harder to talk about. It’s kinda scary to talk about a reboot. Our fear of failure kicks in and we freeze up.

Find a trustworthy friend and start talking about your reboot… For me, I started saying things like, “I’m writing that novella I’ve been thinking about.” My friends were very supportive… Moyra’s friend actually set up her first show… If your friends aren’t supportive, get some new ones.

4. SET UP A PLACE AND TIME TO WORK… Moyra had a deadline for her first show and not a single, completed canvas… She set up a studio in her home and set aside time to work… There’s nothing like a deadline to motivate you to work.

I did something similar with my novella, publishing the drafts of each chapter every Monday in my blog… Pointing my desk out the window and at the mountains gave me even more of a reason to sit down and write…

If you have a “day job” it is especially necessary to set aside a certain time (maybe the hour right after dinner) to work, otherwise, you will get derailed by business.

5. JUST DO IT… Talking and planning are great motivators, but eventually you have to pick up the brush, dust off the piano or fill the balloons with paint… You don’t have to write the Great American Novel or create a masterpiece with your first effort, but if you’re ever going to do something noteworthy, you must start somewhere…

Remember that the journey of 1000 miles begins with the first step…

Want to add something or tell us about your own reboot? Comments are always welcome!

Read more about Moyra’s art here.

Read Tim’s novella, The Warrior, or check out his new live nativity script, bethlehemEXPERIENCE.

Tim Jones Presents bethlehemEXPERIENCE…

We promised you guys resources and here is the first…

Regular contributor and writer, Tim Jones, has announced the publication of bethlehemEXPERIENCE, his original script for live nativity and Night In Bethlehem programs…

BethlemExperience

Tim loves to talk about the resource, his first original script to be published.

We were planning the event and looking at the material that Group had provided for the characters… I remember thinking that the level of improv would require a fairly seasoned group of actors… I think we had 5 experienced actors, counting me.

I wanted to create duplicatable, memorable moments for the people that came to our Bethlehem event. We decided that the best way to insure that was to write a script…

The outcome was better than my wildest expectations… People were enthralled by the action… I even saw some tears at the Nativity scene…

I think that this is a great way to kick-off our original resources at WOP… I hope lots of churches find this a useful resource to add to their holiday outreach arsenal…

bethlehemEXPERIENCE is available from Blurb.com for $9.95 plus shipping and handling, and includes reproducible scripts for 20 characters, Tim’s production notes and thoughts on ambient theatre productions.

The Warrior… Part 9

Part 1 – Upon The Rock
Part 2 – In The Upper Room
Part 3 – The Lord of Hosts
Part 4 – The Uninvited Guest
Part 5 – The Gift
Part 6 – The Truth About Soldiers
Part 7 – The Loss
Part 8 – The Messenger Revealed

Part 9 – A Game of Eight Ball

Billiard BallsDillon walked quickly back to his apartment. He was never quite certain about the passage of time when he encountered Caleb. Their conversations seemed to take place outside of the normal flow of history. What seemed like hours of discourse could be accomplished in a few minutes; sometimes it felt as if the opposite was also true.

Once he was inside, he checked his answering machine and cell phone for messages: nothing. He checked the time and was surprised that he had only spent a half-hour with Caleb. He still had enough time to shower before meeting Mark at the tea room.

Stepping into the shower, Dillon tried to cultivate a peace about his defeat against the Legatus. He felt certain that Caleb had been toying with him a little as they fought, being capable of ending the exchange at any time. Caleb was a prince among angels, a general; something not unlike the Joint Chiefs. Fencing against Dillon had required very little of him and yet, Dillon recalled, there was some Enemy out there that had very recently held Caleb at bay for almost a month.

Dillon reached for a towel and began to dry himself. He considered the question of his intellectual faith. Caleb had implied that it was virtually synonymous with having little faith at all.

“Jesus,” he said aloud, “help my little faith.”

Almost immediately, the phone rang. Dillon wrapped the towel around his waist and headed for the living room. By the time he arrived, the answering machine had already picked up the call. He heard Mark’s voice, “Hey, I drove by the tea room and it’s packed. Can we just play pool at your apartment club tonight?”

Dillon picked up the phone and interrupted, “Hey, man.”

“Screening your calls?”

“No, you caught me getting out of the shower and the machine picked up before I could get to the phone. Are you on your way here now?” he asked.

“I could be,” Mark answered. “Do you need time to get decent?”

“No,” Dillon replied, “If we’re not going out, I’m just going to throw on some sweats and meet you downstairs.”

“Sounds good. I’ll see you in a few.”

Dillon hung up the phone and got dressed. He put his running shoes back on and tousled his still-damp hair into something that resembled a short brown mop. Leaving his apartment, he was careful to look for unseen guests or signs of another crossover before he turned to lock the door. He slipped quietly down the stairs and out into a small courtyard with a walkway that connected his building with the community club center which housed a fitness center, billiard room and swimming pool.

The billiard room was unoccupied, as was often the case on Friday night. The chic co-inhabitants of his suburban oasis had better things to do than play pool at home. Dillon was happy to avoid the weekend crowd at Mark’s favorite tea room. A quiet game of eight ball, followed by meaningful conversation seemed a great way to start his weekend.

He grabbed a cue and tried some practice shots. Unlike his dismal training exercise with Caleb, shooting pool with Mark was an even match. If he was on top of his game tonight, he might actually win. That, he decided, would feel really good.

He made a fairly difficult bank-shot and was reveling in it when he heard a familiar voice from the doorway.

“Playing alone again?”

He stood up and looked his Flesh in the eye. “Company’s coming,” he said. “And didn’t I tell you to get lost?”

“You did,” his double conceded, “but I couldn’t help but notice that you need me again.”

“Need you?” Dillon laughed. “Why on earth would I need you tonight?”

Flesh propped his hip on the corner of the table and made a show of chalking the cue stick he was holding. “To help you beat Mark, of course. You need a little victory in your life. You’ve been feeling like a loser and I’ve got what you need to turn that around.”

“I’m not going to make some Faustian deal with you and trade my soul to beat Mark at pool,” Dillon said contemptuously.

“Your soul, my soul, we’re the same person, Dillon,” Flesh approached him casually, still carrying the cue. “We’ve only got one soul between us and you’re monopolizing it.” He sat on the table beside Dillon and dusted Dillon’s shoulder with his free hand. “You’re still smarting from that display in the park. I’ve got the confidence to win tonight. You don’t and you know it.”

“I can win,” Dillon protested.

“Prove it.” Flesh grabbed the rack and began gathering the balls into it. “I’ll play you right now. Winner takes on Mark, if he ever gets here.”

Dillon’s reason was screaming that playing pool against his own Flesh for control was absolute madness. However, an unbidden thought floated to the top of his churning conscious: You have what it takes to beat him.

Reaching into his pocket, Dillon produced a single quarter. “You’re on.” He flipped the coin into the air, caught it and slapped it against the back of his hand.”

“Heads.” Flesh said without looking up from the rack.

Dillon uncovered the coin. “Heads it is. You break.”

“With pleasure.” Flesh lined up and shot with such power that the balls seemed to explode in all directions. When the dust cleared, he had sunk three balls. His next shot pocketed the six, a bright green blur into the corner pocket. He beamed, “I’ll shoot solids then.”

Dillon nodded and watched his Flesh pocket three more balls with the same power, but on the third shot, the cue ball rolled casually into the side pocket right in front of Dillon.

He picked the cue ball from the pocket. “I guess it’s my turn then.” He took his time lining up his shots and began closing the gap. He continued until he only had one object standing between him and a shot at the eight ball. He paced around the table trying to line up a good shot but there just wasn’t one. He lined up the most likely bank and heard his own voice whisper in his ear, “Don’t choke.” Holding his breath, he took the shot. For a moment, everything seemed to be happening in slow motion until the ball dropped neatly into the corner pocket.

After that, it was elementary. “Side pocket,” he called, pointing. Easy shot and game over. His Flesh looked stricken.

Dillon took the cue stick from his double. “Maybe pool isn’t your game. Now, get out of here.”

Flesh, his face reddening, looked Dillon in the eye and spoke in a derisive and menacing tone. “This isn’t over, Dillon. The time is coming when we’ll play on my terms in my realm. You don’t stand a chance.”

“Don’t be so sure.”

Flesh vanished.

From behind him, Dillon heard the door open. “Did you start without me?”

“Just some practice shots,” Dillon said, turning to face Mark. “I’ve got plenty of game left to beat you.”

“So, you think you’ve got what it takes tonight?” Mark scoffed.

“Oh, I know I do.”

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